Testani Administrator Quotes

#1. Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

George Bernard Shaw

#2. I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'

Matt Groening

#3. My mother had been a country and western singer but when she moved out to Hollywood found it very difficult to get work so when I was born they put me into dance classes and singing classes as soon as I could walk actually.

Morgan Brittany

#4. California is an island, and New York's an island. Maybe it's time for me to change islands.

Paul Mazursky

#5. Ven mazel kumt, shtelt im a shtul. When mazel comes, pull up a chair for it. (p. 292)

Rebecca Goldstein

#6. This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.

Philip Gourevitch

#7. You can't fight like this. You're not prepared and you are in no means in control of your emotions."
Blood rushed to her head. "Fuck you!"
"My point exactly.

Mary Abshire

#8. Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.

Joan Lunden

#9. The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.

Abraham Lincoln