Tesco's Quotes

#1. Oh, there's so much ego with men; in their head, they can't possibly think about Tesco's when they are doing Othello. Er, why not? They want to think that they are such geniuses they can't muddy their day with domesticity, and I've got no truck with it whatsoever.

Lesley Manville

#2. So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

Tommy Cooper

#3. I worked in Tesco's staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course - I had a lovely white onesie.

Lena Headey

#4. I can afford to get Tesco's finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

Taron Egerton

#5. I don't have a nanny or a housekeeper, and I only have a cleaner for one hour each week. I finish work and go home. I cook the dinner. I run into Tesco and do the housework in the evening.

Victoria Beckham

#6. Everyone assumes it is just 'Wendy who works at Tesco' who goes to audition for 'X Factor,' and then their lives are changed, wham, like that. Me, I am someone who has tried for years in the music industry.

Fleur East

#7. My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope.

Ovid

#8. You can't be glued in the '60s. Walking around, going up the pub or popping to Tesco in a hunting jacket.

Dave Davies

#9. Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker ... anyone. It could be your dad, your brother or your aunt.

Frank Bruno

#10. Books are precious things and cannot be selected like tinned peas in Tesco.

Colin Bateman

#11. And fairy tales are make-believe. They are the stories we tell to small children to make them believe the world is a far better place than it really is.

J.L. Vallance

#12. You know why we're stuck with the myth that only black people have soul? Because white people don't let themselves feel things.

Janis Joplin

#13. Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.

Richard Griffiths

#14. Don't ever put your life on the line for something you don't believe in.

Eric Blehm

#15. The most important part of a story is the piece of it you don't know.

Barbara Kingsolver

#16. He always imagined that silence was somehow directed against him. Or that it was his fault.

Amos Oz

#17. Trust a bloody angel to take four sentences and two Biblical references to say, 'bugger me, isn't there a lot of choice at Tesco.

Heide Goody

#18. My spirit is free. My heart is taken.

Crystal Woods

#19. Is it not true that in ancient times the worst punishment of all was not death, but banishment?

Jean Said Makdisi

#20. He's a good old sort. If only he weren't plumb crazy!

Michael Ende

#21. Title deeds establish and protect ownership of our houses, while security of property is as important to the proprietors of Tesco and Sainsbury's as it is to their customers.

John Sulston