Tenured Faculty Quotes

#1. This made him a grad student, and grad students existed not to learn things but to relieve the tenured faculty members of tiresome burdens such as educating people and doing research.

Neal Stephenson

#2. What binds the fabric together when the raging, shifting, winds of change keep ripping away?

Jonathan Larson

#3. Efficient breathing means that fewer free radicals are produced, reducing the risk of inflammation, tissue damage, and injury. Free

Patrick McKeown

#4. Governments need to be authorized to provide 'open bank assistance.' The convolutions of Dodd-Frank aimed at 'avoiding' this tactic are ludicrous and will prove to be extremely costly to the system.

Paul Singer

#5. The Rift, which was well over a thousand pages of manuscript, took two years.

Walter Jon Williams

#6. I was editing Canadian Literature. I didn't want to let Canadian Literature go, so they reached a nice compromise by which I received half a professor's salary.

George Woodcock

#7. Life is here, death is over there. I am here, not over there.

Haruki Murakami

#8. I feel naked without my rings, and don't like walking out of the house without them, even if they do tear half of my sweaters and stab my friends in the eye.

Zoey Deutch