Teisti Planet Quotes

#1. It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

Samuel Butler

#2. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.

Chris French

#3. Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.

A.P.

#4. Bill Nelson has demonstrated that he is a rubber stamp for the Obama administration and he's out of touch with the solution that we need to implement in order to get America back on the right track.

Adam Hasner

#5. Not only do happy people endure pain better and take more health and safety precautions when threatened, but positive emotions undo negative emotions.

Martin Seligman

#6. The game of history is usually played by the best and the worst over the heads of the majority in the middle.

Eric Hoffer

#7. Three in the morning is never the time to try and sort out your life.

Matt Haig

#8. If I ever do get married," Tariq said, "they'll have to make room for three on the wedding stage. Me, the bride, and the guy holding the gun to my head

Khaled Hosseini

#9. Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

Penn Jillette

#10. Where did they go?" asked Coco. "Here? Did Coconut bring Fro-Yo back here?"
"No," I said. "They walked into that sunset, because it was something no one had ever done or heard about, or seen at all anywhere ever. And they lived drippily ever after. The end.

David Arnold

#11. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.

John Nestor

#12. And so the landing party set out, leaving Weatherlight in the hands of an inexperienced pilot, a cowering lookout, and a pacifist guard.

Peter Archer