Teeing Quotes

#1. Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

#2. What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Bruce Lansky

#3. The territorial anger lit his chest up like a bonfire, teeing off a blaze of power that roared in his body.

J.R. Ward

#4. Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers ... they're giants.

Matthew Norman

#5. Morrie went to his funeral. He came home depressed. "What a waste," he said. "All those people saying all those wonderful things, and Irv never got to hear any of it.

Mitch Albom

#6. God gave me both a brain and a body, and I shall use them both.

Rose O'Neal Greenhow

#7. If I owned a Rembrandt and it had some dull colors, I don't think I'd go put reds and yellows in there just to brighten it up. I feel the same way about old golf courses. When you have a masterpiece, I sure wouldn't tinker with it.

Ray Floyd

#8. The hand that unnerved Belshazzar derived its most horrifying influence from the want of a body, and death itself is not formidable in what we do know of it, but in what we do not.

Charles Caleb Colton

#9. I love her. So fucking much. I'm going to give her everything. Everything she never even knew she needed.

Debra Anastasia

#10. Space is about 100 kilometers away. That's far away - I wouldn't want to climb a ladder to get there - but it isn't that far away. If you're in Sacramento, Seattle, Canberra, Kolkata, Hyderabad, Phnom Penh, Cairo, Beijing, central Japan, central Sri Lanka, or Portland, space is closer than the sea.

Randall Munroe

#11. Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

River Phoenix

#12. Truth is harder to find when everyone claims to own it.

L.M. Fields