Ted Bullpit Sayings

#1. In general, we run the farm like a business instead of a welfare recipient, and we adhere to historically-validated patterns.

Joel Salatin

#2. Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

Andy Warhol

#3. Assasination on the scaffold is the worst form of assasination, because there it is invested with the approval of society.

George Bernard Shaw

#4. Some things feel really good to sing: there's a physical aspect, but there's more to it - a deeper place you go to.

Alison Krauss

#5. The replenishing thing that comes with a nap - you end up with two mornings in a day.

Pete Hamill

#6. Our vices are the excesses of our virtues.

Pleasant Rowland

#7. Purity is the ability to contemplate defilement.

Simone Weil

#8. While most individuals use the flesh of the coconut in their cooking, coconut water and oil are also known to have numerous health benefits.

Marcus Samuelsson

#9. I am a physician. I keep a drug-shop of lies. I give relief, consolation. Can one console and relieve without lying? ... Only women and doctors know how necessary and how helpful lies are to men.

Anatole France

#10. If I get a bad review, I don't take it personally because everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Gareth Gates

#11. When spring comes, I shall meet you at the Municipal Library, and you will see how much I've learned! You'll be so proud of me and love me so!'
'Oh, Ell, but I do love you! Right now!'
'One can always bear more love,' the Wyverary purred.

Catherynne M Valente

#12. That's the weirdest thing, by the way. That every person you come across lays down in a bed, under the covers, and closes their eyes at night. Cops, teachers, parents, hot girls, pro ballers, everybody. For some reason it makes people seem so much less real when I look at them.

Matt De La Pena

#13. No matter what problem you encounter, whether it's a grand challenge for humanity or a personal problem of your own, there's an idea out there that can overcome it. And you can find that idea.

Ray Kurzweil