Tax Collector Quotes

#1. To say it was a dark and stormy night would be a gross understatement. It was colder than witch's kiss, wetter than a spring swamp, and blacker than a tax collector's heart. A sane man would have been curled up in front of a fire with a cup of mulled wine and a good boo-, ah, a willing wench.

Hilari Bell

#2. Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector

Frank Serpico

#3. The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Bill Vaughan

#4. A library should fill our leisure with adventure. It is a refuge from the commonplace and the dull, a sanctuary where all the trials, the tribulations, and the boredoms of the outer world are forbidden and where such an evil thing as a tax-collector may be forgotten and, peradventure, forgiven.

E. Norman Torry

#5. What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

#6. Proscription, martial law, the billeting of the rude troops, the tax collector, the unjust judge, anything at all, is sweeter than responsibility.

Mary McCarthy

#7. Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector ... and miss.

Robert A. Heinlein

#8. 'Tax Collector' was optioned for a series with F/X, but it never happened. I guess they ran into a problem trying to figure out why someone would tune in to watch a show about a guy who works for the IRS.

Rick Yancey

#9. All right. Maybe I can get you one soul. Perhaps a tax collector...'cept they ain't human. Would they work? Or would you need, like, three of them to make up one normal person's soul? -Lift

Brandon Sanderson

#10. Cultures are virtual realities made of language.

Terence McKenna

#11. The most successful career must show a waste of strength that might have removed mountains, and the most unsuccessful is not that of the man who is taken unprepared, but of him who has prepared and is never taken.

E. M. Forster

#12. The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.

William, Saroyan

#13. Every action of giving creates an opposite action of receiving and what you receive is always equal to what you've given. Whatever you give out in life, must return to you. It is the physics and the mathematics of the universe.

Rhonda Byrne

#14. I dance the fine line between a world that ignores science and one that has forgotten magic.

Teresa L. Perin

#15. named for a man who became a saint but worked as a tax collector.

Matthew Minicucci

#16. God can use anything, and anyone - even a king or a president, even a tax collector or a businessman, a priest or a prostitute, a Republican or a Democrat.

Shane Claiborne

#17. Clock time is our bank manager, tax collector, police inspector; this inner time is our wife.

Audrey Niffenegger

#18. You can train and train until you are blue in the face, but you've got to diet, you've got to have that leanness because if you are not lean, your abs won't show. Of course, the training has to be put in, but then you've to shed all the fat and keep the fat off. And that's how you get an eight pack.

Henry Cavill