Tax Audit Quotes

#1. The Opera reminds me of my tax audit. It was in a language I didn't understand. And it ended in tragedy.

Jeff MacNelly

#2. Is there a phrase in the English language more fraught with menace than a tax audit?

Erica Jong

#3. Not only have past processes made us what we are-"modern" or "postmodern" selves, rather than "medieval" or "early modern" selves-but by explaining them we both account for and implicitly justify present realities.

Brad S. Gregory

#4. You'll better understand the evil when top audit firms started selling fraudulent tax shelters when I tell you that one told me that they're better [than the others] because they only sold [the schemes] to their top-20 clients, so no-one would notice.

Charlie Munger

#5. It is professional snobbery that refrains training rookies.

Aniruddha Sastikar

#6. It is during our failures that we discover our true desire for success.

Kevin Ngo

#7. History will tell where I stand in the ranks of Bond villains, I have no control over that.

Rick Yune

#8. I will absolutely give my [tax] return, but I'm being audited now for two or three years, so I can't do it until the audit is finished, obviously.

Donald Trump

#9. I have seven children. Even if you got a lot of money, feeding 5, 6, 7, 8 mouths, it will do some damage to your pocket.

Coolio

#10. On the streets, hanging out with the fellows, there are things you learn that no book can teach you.

Ramon Rodriguez

#11. A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.

Maynard James Keenan

#12. As caretakers, we feel drained when caring for another, and in order to take care of someone else, we need to take care of ourselves at the same time.

Jenna Morasca

#13. It took a bit more argument, but at last she consented,

Diana Gabaldon

#14. Her name, he says like the Lord's taken in vain. Sometimes he says "Mexico," and the word has nothing in it at all. A wall with no colors painted on it.

Barbara Kingsolver