Tarzan Jane Sayings

#1. How can a guy climb trees, say Me Tarzan, You Jane, and make a million?

Johnny Weissmuller

#2. Tarzan is direct; he doesn't ask Jane if they might have a meaningful relationship or if they can get together for lunch sometime.

Richard Kahn, Baron Kahn

#3. John!" cried Lady Greystoke, running toward him, "how could I have been mistaken? I-" but the rest of the sentence was lost as Tarzan of the Apes sprang into the room and taking his mate in his arms covered her lips with kisses.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#4. Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE!
Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this?
Calvin: ... I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

Bill Watterson

#5. Any academic skill is quickly achievable if charged with clear purpose and an appeal to enthusiastic self-interest. Tarzan of the Apes only needed about twenty minutes to figure out how to read the beautiful Jane Porter's cursive writing.

T.K. Naliaka

#6. Obviously, there has to be a profound change in direction. Otherwise, interest on the national debt will start eating up virtually every penny that we have.

Bobby Scott

#7. Sometimes, power could change hands as quickly as a knife thrust.

Conn Iggulden

#8. Yes, your man, Jane Porter. Your savage, primeval man come out of the jungle to claim his mate--the woman who ran away from him," he added almost fiercely.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#9. Then we'll be Tarzan and Jane, mating like wildebeests and frolicking from tree limb to tree limb." "The Disney movie never showed them mating." "Jane was a hottie. Tarzan would have tapped that ass the second the credits came up. Now that's a fact.

R.J. Lewis

#10. Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.

Lisa Renee Jones

#11. I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#12. I close my eyes and he smells like him. His arms are his. Everything is normal, except I'm wearing clothes and he's in a hospital robe, and we're not in a hotel room. He is still him, wearing my heart on his sleeve. Everything I want, right here, in my arms.

Katy Evans

#13. As a child, we couldn't afford holidays overseas, so instead I travelled through books. I was inspired by Dr Dolittle and Tarzan.

Jane Goodall

#14. One has not great hopes from Birmingham. I always say there is something direful in the sound.

Jane Austen

#15. There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.

Jay Crownover

#16. A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Ronald Reagan

#17. I got my love of animals from the Dr. Doolittle books and my love of Africa from the Tarzan novels. I remember my mum taking me to the first Tarzan film, which starred Johnny Weissmuller, and bursting into tears. It wasn't what I had imagined at all.

Jane Goodall

#18. Uhm, let go of that bossy vine, Tarzan, this Jane don't swing that way. I said I'm not
going.

Inez Kelley

#19. What good is it to look like Tarzan and play like Jane?

John Welborn

#20. Many years ago Wallander had learned that one of the manifold virtues a police officer must possess is the ability to be patient with himself.

Henning Mankell

#21. Animals were my passion from even before I could speak apparently. When I was about 10, 11 I fell in love with Tarzan.

Jane Goodall

#22. The newspapers do little better. Their coverage of nonhuman animals is dominated by "human interest" events like the birth of a baby gorilla at the zoo, or by threats to endangered species; but developments in farming techniques that deprive millions of animals of freedom of movement go unreported.

Peter Singer

#23. Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. I kill bad guy. Beat chest. Tarzan howl.

Stephanie Rowe

#24. I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.

Nyrae Dawn

#25. My mom was beautiful; she was supposed to be the original Jane in the original Tarzan movie. They asked her to put her foot in the water and there was an alligator in there, and she wouldn't put her foot in the water.

Dr. John

#26. Okay let's get this over with, no I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, No I didn't eat grass as a child.

Gregory Maguire