Targum Pseudo Quotes

#1. If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.

Benny Bellamacina

#2. More great Americans were failures than they were successes. They mostly spent their lives in not having a buyer for what they had for sale.

Gertrude Stein

#3. In practice, there is nothing especially dramatic in people getting along well together.

Margaret Halsey

#4. The attire, before and now:

When it fits you, it feels you.
When they see you, you seize them.

But, today,

When it fits you, it freaks you.
When they see you, they cease you.

Bhavik Sarkhedi

#5. The Lord can see into the heart. If it is His will that some folks has different ideas about honesty from other folks, it is not my place to question His decree.

William Faulkner

#6. I do like Eddie Van Halen as a player. He gets it right quite often.

Paul McCartney

#7. That is not the best sermon which makes the hearers go away talking to one another and praising the speaker, but which makes them go away thoughtful and serious, and hastening to be alone.

William Shakespeare

#8. Humility makes us ready to be blessed by the God of all grace.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#9. Bono and Clayton had such a great time that the band paid homage to Cash in their Rattle and Hum album package with a huge photo of them in the Sun studio just beneath a framed photo of Phillips and Cash. In the early weeks of 1993, Bono was working

Robert Hilburn

#10. The only thing that keeps you from deserving, or loving yourself, or whatever, is someone else's belief or opinion that you have accepted as truth.

Louise Hay

#11. This is why you shouldn't fall in love, it blinds you. Love is wicked distraction.

Gregory Maguire