Tardiest Quotes

#1. When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

Adam Carolla

#2. Freedom does not mean being free of something, but to be free to do something.

Angela Merkel

#3. Men would be as gods, if they had foreknowledge.

Mary Renault

#4. I believe in possibility.

Emily Dickinson

#5. It's lovely to know that the world can't interfere with the inside of your head.

Frank McCourt

#6. The Bedlam that greeted James Tilly Matthews, then, was not so much a baroque spectacle of depravity as an exhausted and run-down public institution, its building falling apart and its professional image tarnished.

Mike Jay

#7. I got a new job. Patch locked eyes with me, and I warmed in a lot of places. In fact, I was dangerously close to feverish.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#8. Unless women have, from the moment of birth, socialization for, expectations of, and preparation for a viable significant alternative to motherhood ... women will continue to want and reproduce too many children.

Wilma Scott Heide

#9. I think just the opposite is true: love is an ideology for eternal militants, and the more misfortunes life tries to burden us with, the more essential love becomes.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#10. Never once does 'Snow White' herself look in the mirror so she isn't aware of her beauty or what apparently that does to people. It's really just the queen and the prince that talk about it.

Lily Collins

#11. His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen

#12. I loved being in Frank's arms. It felt special, being that the only other people he ever picked up were dead.

Nicole Castle

#13. Language can't be appropriated by one person, one poet. The words belong to all of us.

Erica Jong

#14. I think every time in your life is valuable, and you need to exist in that moment. Because if you don't - you lose it.

Andie MacDowell

#15. I was country when country wasn't cool.

Barbara Mandrell