Talpinas Quotes

#1. So many pickles, so little time. - Author: M.P.

#2. Time is the stuff life's made of. - Author: David Belasco

#3. Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace. - Author: Sylvia Plath

#4. I think men don't realize women think dicks are beautiful. Not all dicks. - Author: Karen Marie Moning

#5. Then it is your opinion ... that a man should never-"
-Invest in portable property in a friend?" ... "Certainly he should not. Unless he wants to get rid of the friend- and then it becomes a question how much portable property it may be worth to get rid of him. - Author: Charles Dickens

#6. Life is short. Don't be lazy. - Author: Sophia Amoruso

#7. At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet. - Author: Matthew Gray Gubler

#8. True love and a mean spirit cannot coexist in a relationship. They are two opposing forces. Someone who is consistently and/or intentionally mean, in my opinion, is not able to accept or give unconditional love. - Author: Michelle Brownlow

#9. It was his favorite part of the afternoon, or should have been: the sun bright and hot in the sky, the plants twitching their green fingers. - Author: Laura Ruby

#10. Memories are important," he said.
"But it hurts, Magnus. Thinking about her makes me ache. - Author: Cassandra Clare

#11. Meredith,' interposed Celia, 'makes one of his women, Emilia in England, say that poetry is like talking on tiptoe; like animals in cages, always going to one end and back again. - Author: Harold Frederic

#12. I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. - Author: Mitch Hedberg

#13. Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. - Author: Tommy Chong