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#1. Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#2. I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor. - Author: Ron White
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#3. 'American Idol,' for me, is fizzling out. They can't package me, man ... I'm an artist that's created this concept but used the 'American Idol' machine as a marketing tool. - Author: Taylor Hicks
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#4. If the tree doesn't hug you back, it's not a problem with the tree, it's a problem with your heart. - Author: Donald L. Hicks
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#5. I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#6. I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#7. Law of Attraction won't let you remove a thought. You cannot concentrate upon NOT thinking about something hard enough to stop thinking about it! For the more you decide you will not think about it, the more you think about it! ... Think about that. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#8. If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#9. Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#10. Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#11. I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, "Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest." This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don't
think a Marlboro Light's gonna faze him that much. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#12. The standard of success in life isn't the things. It isn't the money or the stuff. It is absolutely the amount of joy that you feel. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#13. You want appreciation. Even though you like what's happening now doesn't mean that yo still don't want appreciation or greater stimulation. It just means you're been wanting. The perfect creative stance is satisfaction where I am and eagerness for more. - Author: Abraham Hicks
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#14. Everything that we want is downstream ... And you don't have even have to turn the boat and paddle downstream, just let go of the oars, the current will carry you. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#15. Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#16. I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#17. I worry that I'll go down to the dock, and that my ship will have already come and gone. I'll miss my boat. And we say, another boat, another boat, another boat. You have no idea how many boats are coming to your dock. It's a steady stream, and it doesn't matter how many of them you've missed. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#18. Be as happy as you want to be in a world gone mad. Be as safe as you want to be in a world that is afraid of everything. Be as healthy as you want to be in a world that is mostly sick. Don't let the statistics that someone else created affect you. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#19. People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#20. There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie! - Author: Esther Hicks
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#21. Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#22. What you don't want to do is to hang on to the aging superstar past his prime and take resources away you can otherwise use to build a better overall team. - Author: Tom Hicks
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#23. When you say "Yes" to something, you include something you do want in your experience. When you say "No" to something, you include something you don't want in your experience. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#24. People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#25. I Love you so much, I don't care what you think. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#26. I was always looking to record, but how much I actually pursued it was another thing. The major labels weren't that interested in me, and the smaller labels didn't have any money to do anything. - Author: Dan Hicks
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#27. Take the time to line up the Energy first, and action becomes inconsequential. If you don't take the time to line up the Energy, if you don't find the feeling place of what you're looking for, not enough action in the world will make any difference. - Author: Esther Hicks
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won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash? ... L.A. fell in the ocean? ... There is a God. He loves us all so much. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#29. Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#30. I hate patriotism ... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#31. If you are being swept into some current that is not comfortable, or not in harmony with your desire, you must remember that couldn't happen if you weren't offering a vibration that matched it in some way. If you're vibrating differently from that, you're not having that experience. - Author: Abraham Hicks
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#32. Marijuana grows naturally ... Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#33. I've been embracing gray hair since ... high school, and I don't think that anything's changed since then. - Author: Taylor Hicks
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#34. All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#35. I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself ... Good evening! - Author: Bill Hicks
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#36. 'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.' ... Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.' - Author: Bill Hicks
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#37. I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#38. Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than 'stellar' work ethics, had to play Where's Waldo to find Steve's dick beneath his gigantic waistline. - Author: A.T. Hicks
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#39. Ludo, for Christ's sake stop saying okey-dokey. We're master criminals. We're supervillains. Can't you come up with something that doesn't sound like we're a couple of hicks?"
"Yes, Your Exalted Evilness. How's that? Or should I call you Dark Lady? - Author: Jonathan Maberry
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#40. I don't have to know everything that's gonna happen, I know enough. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#41. I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#42. Those who teach the most about humanity, aren't always human. - Author: Donald L. Hicks
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#43. I don't have a belief problem, I have a focusing weakness. I focus on what's loudest instead of what feels best. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#44. The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#45. The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#46. No matter what the issue is, don't try to justify why you don't feel good. And don't try to justify why you should feel differently. Don't try to blame whatever it is you think the reason is that's keeping you from feeling good. All of that is wasted effort. Just try to feel better right now. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#47. I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself. - Author: Dan Hicks
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#48. Those old habits don't have to be erased, they just become replaced by a new habit that is more in vibrational harmony with who you are and what you want. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#49. For good-intentioned people making decisions, there's no such thing as a bad choice. So it doesn't matter what you choose. Choose something, then deliberately line up with the choice you make. This is the art of alignment and allowing. (paraphrased) - Author: Abraham Hicks
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#50. Therefore, don't let sinners take courage to think they will be favoured like the thief on the cross; for we see on the other side, they may be like the hardened one, and reproach death itself. - Author: Elias Hicks
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#51. Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#52. Life throws many curve balls, and if you don't swing ... you're never going to hit any! - Author: Taylor Hicks
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#53. The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#54. Don't change your morality for the people around you, change the people around you with your morality. - Author: Donald L. Hicks
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#55. About 10 years ago, I took some vocal lessons. I'll bet that helped. I got a tape of exercises that the girl gave me, which I don't do anymore, but they were good. And I don't smoke. - Author: Dan Hicks
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#56. Always, when you know what you don't want, that's when the rocket of desire is born of what you do want. That is the fruit of your experience. Now pluck it and savor it and enjoy it. Visualize it, and find the feeling place of it. And live happily ever after, once you get the hang of this. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#57. You don't even have to win a championship every year to draw the fans. You just have to show you're really trying. - Author: Tom Hicks
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#58. Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#59. How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand ... considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE! - Author: Bill Hicks
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#60. I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego ... - Author: Bill Hicks
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#61. If man understood that "what I create has nothing to do with what anybody else is creating" then he wouldn't be so afraid of what others are doing. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#62. Man must learn that his current path is not suitable for Earth, and soon, Earth won't be suitable for Man. - Author: Donald L. Hicks
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#63. A happy life is just a string of happy moments. But most people don't allow the happy moment, because they're so busy trying to get a happy life. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#64. I don't believe any religion should be exclusive or feel superior in any way, or be judgmental. It should be a quiet, private thing. - Author: Catherine Hicks
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#65. You are the owner of all that you perceive. But you can't perceive apart from your vibration. Feel your way, little-by-little, into a greater sense of abundance by looking for the treasures that the Universe is offering you on a day-to-day basis. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#66. You can't take sides against anything. If you would just be one who is for things, you would live happily ever after. If you could just leave the "against" part out. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#67. We don't have performances as big as 'Lemonade Mouth' on 'Zeke and Luther,' but they're both amazing experiences; just, 'Lemonade Mouth' was a bit bigger. It was different for me. - Author: Adam Hicks
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#68. The greatest irony in the world is that you are so blessed and don't know it. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#69. What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#70. I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty. - Author: Dan Hicks
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#71. We want you to stop caring about what anybody else's response is to you. And when you get there, they'll all really, really like you. It's the strangest thing. When you need their approval, you never get it. And when you don't need their approval, you're so tuned in, everybody wants to be with you. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#72. A dream is a manifestation. Just like what you live is a manifestation, but a dream is quicker and easier to achieve, and not so troublesome if there's something you don't want. - Author: Abraham Hicks
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#73. Don't worry and don't hurry and your days will be long. - Author: Deliaha Hicks
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#74. Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit ... unnatural? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#75. I was a weekend drinker ... I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday ... thought I was controlling it ... but I don't drink any more. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#76. When we first started recording, it was before rock, so people thought we were hillbilly hicks. That was something we had to deal with; the girls didn't think we were cool, although they did a few years later. We had ducktails and wore peg-leg pants. We looked like rock n' rollers. - Author: Phil Everly
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#77. I think that being on the road and doing more and more stand-up has allowed me to figure out ... like, I don't think I'll ever be Bill Hicks, but I think I'm figuring out what my opinion is on things. - Author: Nick Kroll
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#78. I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous
as long as you're honest. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#79. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#80. There is no risk factor at all, the odds don't matter at all, because the odds of Law of Attraction are 100%. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#81. If you are ending up where you want to be, what difference does it make whether you went fast or slow? Or what difference does it make whether it was painful before it got really good? Isn't that the point of free will? You get to choose. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#82. Make the best of where you are and do your best to line up your Energy from where you are, because any bit of struggle or any bit of regret only holds your cork under the water and doesn't allow you to connect with the Energy that would allow anything to improve. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#83. Make a decision and then make the decision right. Line up your Energy with it. In most cases it doesn't really matter what you decide. Just decide. There are endless options that would serve you enormously well, and all or any one of them is better than no decision. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#84. All those statistics that you are gathering about your own experiences and about others are only about how somebody has flowed Energy. It isn't about any hard fast reality. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#85. People always want you to look pretty. I would like to live in the Midwest in a small town and never put makeup on. But they won't let you do that. Once I went through a period when I did do that, wore no makeup, wore my hair any which way, and people looked at me like I was a bum. - Author: Catherine Hicks
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#86. I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#87. We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons? - Author: Bill Hicks
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#88. Worrying is using your imagination to create something you don't want. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#89. If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#90. When you're ... stepping over a guy on the sidewalk ... does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?' - Author: Bill Hicks
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#91. I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#92. The reason you want every single thing that you want, is because you think you will feel really good when you get there. But, if you don't feel really good on your way to there, you can't get there. You have to be satisfied with what-is while you're reaching for more. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#93. There's that great Bill Hicks line - the comedian - where he says, "Are you proud to be an American?" "I don't know. It's just where my parents had sex." - Author: Josh Radnor
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#94. Worrying is imagining that which you don't want. - Author: Esther Hicks
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#95. Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#96. Loving yourself doesn't make you selfish. When done correctly, the exact opposite occurs, because you know that selfish behaviors are negative for your mind, body and spirit. - Author: Donald L. Hicks
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#97. I don't get along with anything, I really don't ... I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#98. I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#99. Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense. - Author: Bill Hicks
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#100. If you're not selfish enough to want to feel good, then you can't connect with the energy that is your Source which does always feel good. - Author: Esther Hicks
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