Top 10 Szukajac Alaski Quotes
#1. Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment."
Whatever. I looked up the definition for 'nerd' in the dictionary. Know what it said?"
"I bet you'll tell me."
" 'If you're reading this, you are one.' "
You're a riot.
Brandon Mull
#2. Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up as women and went across the border into Pakistan. I think they're going to make a movie about it. They're going to call it 'Some like it Jihad.'
David Letterman
#3. If only I could look up and touch a tetromino-filled sky ... Until then, I thankfully have Dream of Pixels.
John Polson
#4. Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.
Jonathan Carroll
#5. When you work and earn money as a child, you need to be confident, but it can make you a bit precocious, and I think I was a bit of a pain for a while when I was young.
Donna Air
#6. I have always known that it comes from deep within myself. I always knew what sound I wanted, and how I wanted to play. I knew everything, it just had to be developed.
Michael Schenker
#7. Individual effort is good but collective effort is better. We need a NETWORK of nation builders
Fela Durotoye
#8. Keep your baby eyes (which are the eyes of genius) on what we don't know
Lincoln Steffens
#9. I was just always the girl that people would come and talk to about their problems, and I still am.
Jennifer Aniston
#10. I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.
Dave Barry
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