Swiss Miss Quotes

#1. Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

Mitch Hedberg

#2. Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.

Mie Hansson

#3. I think we live in an era without a predictable career path. Everybody's doing more, doing more at the same time, doing more faster. As such, individual projects can have wildly different developmental trajectories.

Alex Timbers

#4. UCF stayed with me all the way, so I felt I should stay with them.

Daunte Culpepper

#5. There is a calming aura at the ocean's edge, despite the frothing foam, crashing waves and roaring white noise. The ocean looks the same on your good days and your bad days. Nice to know on the worse of days that there are few things you can utterly count on. P. 107

Susan Meissner

#6. Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

Mitch Hedberg

#7. I am a little in awe of Jeff Bridges. He's an actor I have admired for many years, and so I didn't know who I was going to get, in the sense that I didn't know what he was going to be like. And so I was pleasantly surprised that he is this kind of laid-back guy.

James Frain

#8. But afterwards, is there nothing more for me in life - no true home - nothing to be dearer to me than myself?

Charlotte Bronte

#9. Everybody funny, now you funny too.

George Thorogood

#10. Human ideas and concepts are temporal and completely incapable of producing spiritual truth or guidance.

John F. MacArthur Jr.