Swiping's Quotes

#1. Swiping's bad but if I was a swiper I'd swipe good stuff like cars and chocolates.

Emma Donoghue

#2. I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

Andy Kindler

#3. I have arranged my little life.

Jean Rhys

#4. My life's goal is not trying to prove others wrong. My sole focus is on proving myself right."
~Elissa Gabrielle

Elissa Gabrielle

#5. Hello, Captain Obvious. You two have been swiping at each other for so long, I figured it was only a matter of time before you realized that you're just two sides of the same coin.

Jessica Scott

#6. If you choose not to live self-responsibly, you count on others to make up your default. No one abjures self-responsibility on a desert island.

Nathaniel Branden

#7. I'm hardly the most notable person in 'Zombieland.' The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.

Jesse Eisenberg

#8. To clever plans,' said Kell, toasting his brother. 'And dashing princes.'
'To masked magicians,' said Rhy, swiping the wine.
'To mad ideas.'
'To the Essen Tasch.'
'Wouldn't it be amazing,' murmured Rhy later, when the bottle was empty, 'if we got away with it?

V.E Schwab

#9. See, when you lie to me it hurts," Rixon said, swiping an imaginary tear. "I thought we had something special. I thought our joint eternal sentences of damnation were our bond.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#10. And memory has no syntax.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#11. The United Nations World Charter for Nature, section 21, empowers any nongovernmental organisation or individual to uphold international conservation law in areas beyond national jurisdiction and specifically on the high seas.

Paul Watson

#12. A six year old can probably do more on their iPad than you can do and access more. My daughter's swiping away windows and doing all these things that I don't know how to do.

Patricia Arquette

#13. Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where you get to fire people.

Jimmy Fallon

#14. Oh words, what crimes are committed in your name?

~Jack or The Submission

Eugene Ionesco

#15. The snake is captivated for now.
- Hafsa, The Valide Sultana.

P.J. Parker

#16. She glanced at the man quickly. "Thank you." She meant to say more, but something was caught in her throat. Her eyes stung. "Weep not, proud Diana," Maximus murmured. "The moon will not allow it." "No." She agreed, swiping fiercely at her cheeks. "There's no need for tears yet.

Elizabeth Hoyt

#17. Everything, thought Mama Ramotswe, has been something before.

Alexander McCall Smith

#18. I've been approached by a couple of people who've recognized me from 'Jack Reacher.' It's great ... when the feedback's positive. I don't know if I look forward to the day when I can't go out and get a cup of coffee. I kinda hope that day never happens.

Jai Courtney

#19. The thought of you pregnant is hotter than a blacktop in August." His hand fitted over the softness of her belly. "Filled with my seed. My wife. Mine." He cupped her breast, swiping her nipple with his thumb. "Swollen here, damp with milk.

Amber Lin

#20. What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

Calvin Trillin

#21. I have been studying the principles of socialism deeply of late, and I came to the conclusion that I must join the cause. It looked good to me. You work for the equal distribution of property and start in by swiping all you can and sitting on it. Ah, noble scheme! Me for it!

P.G. Wodehouse

#22. I warned you," Herobrine growled, in a terrifying tone. "It was funny at first, but you took it too far. I'm not Dora The Explorer. Do you see a talking backpack? Swiper no swiping doesn't work in this world.

The Cowardly Helper

#23. I live in, literally, the same home when I was swiping my first bank card and wondering if I'd have to put back the Charmin. We still don't have a dishwasher. My mom has done all these gardens so now my house looks like the garden shack in the middle of Versailles.

Rachael Ray

#24. Swiper No Swiping!

Dora The Explorer

#25. As to the sea itself, love it you cannot. Why should you? I will never believe again the sea was ever loved by anyone whose life was married to it. It is the creation of omnipotence, which is not of humankind and understandable, and so the springs of its behavior are hidden.

H.M. Tomlinson

#26. Your perception plays tricks when you are hoping for something.

Buzz Bissinger

#27. Good swiping is an art in itself.

Jules Feiffer