Swills Quotes

#1. All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.

Claudia Gray

#2. I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection ...

Richard Lewis

#3. I hate the English
they are coarse, like every nation that swills beer.

Alexandre Dumas

#4. I was voluntarily poor when I was in college and India, and I lived a pretty simple life when I was working. So I went from fairly poor, which was wonderful because I didn't have to worry about money, to being incredibly rich, when i also didn't have to worry about money.' - Steve Jobs

Walter Isaacson

#5. If you wish to know what justice is, let injustice pursue you.

Eugenio Maria De Hostos

#6. The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a person onstage talking. And with the theater, they came to the theater, and they're waiting to hear what you say. So you'd better have something to say.

Mike Birbiglia

#7. I think part of a hero construct is overcoming loss, or being abandoned, or having to make your own way in the world.

Susan Orlean

#8. I avoid going through places where there's too much poverty.

Loretta Lynn