Sweet Uncle Quotes

#1. I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

Phyllis Diller

#2. Only God, no other kings!

John Ashcroft

#3. Resistance to temptation means taking desire seriously. Both Jesus and Satan do.

Russell D. Moore

#4. I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy
eyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's.

William Shakespeare

#5. -I'm going to kill the kid. - Barrons says faintly.
Ryodan makes a burbling sound like a bodly laught. -Get in line

Karen Marie Moning

#6. No sense of satisfaction, but my uncle's death had taught me that revenge is far less sweet than it promises to be. An empty meal, however long you take over it.

Mark Lawrence

#7. My mother taught me to be nice to everybody. And she said something before I left home. She said, 'I want you to always remember that the person you are in this world is a reflection of the job I did as a mother.'

Jason Segel

#8. Your penguin. You know, penguins. They mate for life. Penguins are one of the only animals on the planet that do that, like humans. It's sweet. You've got yourself a little penguin, Uncle Mitch.

Elisabeth Naughton