Sweatshirts With Country Sayings

#1. In its sacredness, families get together to (unintentionally?) celebrate one genocide (against Native Americans) by committing another (against turkeys). - Author: Daniel Brook

#2. If our esteemed colleague, Zungenschlag, does not find our room ventilated sufficiently, I should like to suggest that our esteemed colleague, Zungenschlag, have a ventilator set into his forehead. - Author: Frank Wedekind

#3. With freedom comes responsibility, and I can think of no responsibility greater than putting on a U.S military uniform and standing in the gap between an enemy threat and civilian life. - Author: Zack Wamp

#4. The first step to eternal live is you have to die. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#5. The possibilities. Is there any greater pain to know what could be, and yet be powerless to make it be? - Author: Andrew Sean Greer

#6. The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. - Author: Willie Nelson

#7. We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie. - Author: Joycelyn Elders

#8. Until the end of World War II, Argentina and Australia were running in parallel. - Author: Clive James

#9. You might even webMD yourself (never webMD yourself) - Author: Robert Duff

#10. Our country [America] is still the strongest force for peace and freedom on earth. - Author: William J. Clinton