Surgery That Replaces Quotes

#1. No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse.

Anthony Horowitz

#2. I wear a lot of different hats - from writer to producer and artist. We all do 5 or 6 jobs, everything from creating our own graphic design to actually recording and the whole bit.

William Bell

#3. Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.

Jack Dempsey

#4. Time was the ultimate commodity, and you were born with only so much to spend, and there was no passbook to tell you the exact amount.

Tom Clancy

#5. You can get so many sounds out of one record. Every record can be used in some way.

Christian Marclay

#6. He did not recognize himself either. He was a totally new being, bald, covered with grease and blood, pink and blue eyed: he was his own baby ... He was a great fat chuckling baby, and he shat and peed in his filthy trousers and kept driving.

Peter Straub

#7. and he really did love cooling off in the water...

Bang On The Door