Top 14 Super Funny Inspirational Quotes

#1. My hands are out of practice, my eyes disused. Most of what I do is drawing, because the preparation of the surface, the laborious underpainting and detailed concentration ... are too much for me. I have lost confidence: perhaps all I will ever be is what I am now.

Margaret Atwood

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#2. I've never been an idiot - I was a smart girl but I'd do stupid things like go around Asda and nick stuff because my friends told me to. I was a good girl as a teenager.

Amy Winehouse

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#3. I wear my rue with a difference.

William Shakespeare

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#4. I have come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless them, and I find myself wondering why
out of all the people in all the world I could ever have loved
I had to fall in love with someone who was taken away from me.

Nicholas Sparks

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#5. All of these things we do without children, and suddenly we don't do them anymore, and it comes home to us in a real way, that it's very different to have the responsibility of a child.

Joan Didion

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#6. Youll never know where life is gonna take you. Youll never know where your life is gonna go. But youll never be able to find out if you end it.

Shane Dawson

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#7. Since most of us spend our lives doing ordinary tasks, the most important thing is to carry them out extraordinarily well.

Henry David Thoreau

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#8. Her feet tingled. One whole hour to forget about the leaky kitchen sink, her father's retirement party, and her mother's relentless questions about it. She closed her eyes. One whole hour to completely unwind and indulge her thoughts in something beside caterers, plumbers, and homicide cases.

Lisa Harris

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#9. If you want him to do it, you've got to change the picture of the world inside his head.

Robert Penn Warren

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#10. The earl could have made Napoleon comfortable in a room sporting a guillotine.

Melissa Lynne Blue

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#11. Whiskey don't make liars
it just makes fools.

James McMurtry

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#12. Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.

Vijay Balakrishnan

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#13. I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.

Karen Salmansohn

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#14. My fundamental philosophy is that you owe it to society to transfer to them any knowledge you have that might be useful.

Leroy Hood

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