Sunday Golf Quotes

#1. The worse thing in the world is for an individual to live, breath and exist and leave this earth, die, and not make impact.

Marvin Sapp

#2. The difficulty is, all swing thoughts decay, like radium. What burnt up the course on Wednesday has turned to lead on Sunday. Yet it does not do to have a blank mind: the terrible hugeness of the course will rush into the vacuum and the ball will spray like a thing berserk.

John Updike

#3. I'm not leaving until you tell me why you followed me. I know I'm a fascinating guy, but this is starting to feel like an unhealthy obsession.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#4. In certain tantric rituals the candidate is first beaten by his guru, hashish forced down him, and he is taken at midnight to a dark cemetery for sacred sexual intercourse. Thus he achieves union with his god.

Peter J. Carroll

#5. Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Stephen Leacock

#6. Let us contemplate the humility of the Son of God born into poverty. Let us imitate him by sharing with those who are weak.

Pope Francis

#7. Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.

Robert Hutchison

#8. Certain pitches you throw, they lay off them like they knew it was coming.

Mark Buehrle

#9. I asked my priest if it was a sin to play golf on Sunday. And he said, "It's a sin for you to play anytime."

Nick Saban

#10. I'm as proud of my inconsistencies as I am my consistencies.

Myles Horton

#11. On that Sunday of the Masters I remember turning on ESPN to find people talking about me. I switched over to the Golf Channel and people were talking about me. It was hard to escape.

Rory McIlroy

#12. Life is won when you learn to run in the Sun and have Fun before Life is done.-RVM

R.v.m.

#13. John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

Nick Faldo

#14. The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty obvious. But in golf, sometimes it happens on Thursday. Usually it's Sunday, but guys who don't know the game, they can miss it.

Dan Jenkins

#15. When your heart and your mind are engaged, you cannot go wrong.

Yo-Yo Ma

#16. Spain believe in what they do; they have absolute confidence in their style of play.

Jose Antonio Camacho

#17. I love nothing more than being in the last group on Sunday at the Masters. It's the greatest thing in professional golf.

Louis Oosthuizen

#18. There's no harm being a copycat. If someone else is doing a good job, copy. It's free.

Uday Kotak

#19. I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen, and am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.

Charles Lamb

#20. Oh bliss, bliss and heaven... Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh... And then, a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now... I knew such lovely pictures - Alex

Anthony Burgess