Top 42 Sudeikis Quotes
#1. Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)
Olivia Wilde
#2. I share an office with Jason Sudeikis, and I'm friends with him, so I end up writing for him a lot.
Mike O'Brien
#3. Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian, I don't think that he takes comedic roles any less seriously than he does dramatic roles.
Taron Egerton
#4. Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.
Bill Hader
#5. Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.
Jason Sudeikis
#7. I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.
Jason Sudeikis
#8. Men who have slandered the opposite sex have usually known women who were cleverer and more virtuous than they are.
Christine De Pizan
#9. I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.
Jason Sudeikis
#10. A lot of improvisation ends up being about just thinking outside of the box in the scene. It's not improvisation as much as it is quickness or making it real.
Jason Sudeikis
#11. Let the black man vote when he is fit to vote; prohibit the white man voting when he is unfit to vote.
Warren G. Harding
#12. There are big surfing communities in every country with an ocean coast that I know in Central and South America. Same with Mexico, Bali, and nearly every island nation that gets waves in the Pacific and Indian Oceans. But that's a relatively recent development in most places.
William Finnegan
#14. That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.
Jason Sudeikis
#16. You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.
Jason Sudeikis
#17. [You're voice acting] and you're screaming and yelling you can't help but sort of physicalize things. The next day I'm usually sore in some weird part of my body.
Jason Sudeikis
#18. I don't know if the idea of a career in show business or in the arts in general was looked down upon as much as by baby boomers as it was by their parents.
Jason Sudeikis
#19. I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.
Jason Sudeikis
#21. The person that always comes to mind, and it's odd now because we've become pals, is Ben Folds. I've always considered him like a musical older brother, from afar, in the sense that I always felt I had a much better understanding of what he was singing about five years after I was listening to it.
Jason Sudeikis
#22. I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.
Jason Sudeikis
#23. Naturally, I always place my word over anyone else's simply because I know why I said what I said.
Criss Jami
#24. If {Death} comes for you?" he said. "Would you be so sanguine then?"
She laughed and the pensiveness was gone. "No indeed. I will curse the stars and go down fighting. But it will still have been a wonderful thing, to cross the mist.
Kij Johnson
#25. Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.
Jason Sudeikis
#26. Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.
Jason Sudeikis
#27. Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday.
Jason Sudeikis
#28. I was able to first snap the radius and then within another few minutes snap the ulna at the wrist and from there, I had the knife out and applied the tourniquet and went to task. It was a process that took about an hour.
Aron Ralston
#29. I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.
Jason Sudeikis
#30. A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis
#31. I can't sit still and see another man slaving and working. I want to get up and superintend, and walk round with my hands in my pockets, and tell him what to do. It is my energetic nature. I can't help it.
Jerome K. Jerome
#32. Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards.
Jason Sudeikis
#33. I haven't really had too many bosses. Any bad boss I had probably was because I was a bad employee.
Jason Sudeikis
#35. When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.
Jason Sudeikis
#36. People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.
Jason Sudeikis
#37. I've always done very 'composed' music and worked-out solos. But sometimes it's fun not knowing where you're going.
Todd Rundgren
#38. I think people who live in the worlds that movies are based on end up disliking them. Unless they're from a different time and era.
Jason Sudeikis
#39. In Western culture, the 'miracles' referenced in scripture seem to have been relegated to the past as if to imply that they were reserved exclusively for certain historical periods.
Mark Ireland
#41. I am a professor at the computer science department, but I don't know how to use a computer, not even for Email.
Endre Szemeredi
#42. Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.
Jason Sudeikis
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