Stupid Republican Quotes

#1. The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt.

Hooman Majd

#2. Science is facts.

Henri Poincare

#3. You can always follow me on Tweeter.

Rick Perry

#4. We've got to stop being the stupid party ... It's time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults.

Bobby Jindal

#5. We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

Johnny Vegas

#6. The world has shifted to the palm of our hand, or a tablet. We hadn't been investing in 'Quicken' that way.

Brad D. Smith

#7. We have got to get beyond this political bologna. I'm not allowed to say anything positive about Hillary Clinton because then I'm not a loyal Republican, and she's not allowed to say anything positive about me because then she's not a loyal Democrat. What a stupid way to run a country.

Newt Gingrich

#8. It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here.

Alan Keyes

#9. I just don't see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, 'You know how to support me? Don't send me to stupid wars.'

Bill Maher

#10. Our gays are more macho than their straights.

Ann Coulter

#11. From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

Rick Perry

#12. I'm kind of a pop culture stew, you know.

Q-Tip

#13. Michele Bachmann ... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it ... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

Herman Cain

#14. How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?

Herman Cain

#15. I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.

Dick Cheney

#16. I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come ...

Herman Cain

#17. Sixty years after the end of the war, the time has come to make this information available. With the number of survivors and witnesses diminishing by the day, and the reality that the Holocaust is fading into the pages of history and memory, we should not have to wait any longer.

Abraham Foxman

#18. So much can be learned by any filmmaker by studying his work, in terms of blocking, staging, editing and sound.

Ramin Bahrani

#19. I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.

Jay Leno

#20. The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.

Donald Rumsfeld