Top 12 Stupid Minions Quotes
#1. Precious laughing time is wasted, because I have to put up with Satan's stupid minions who smile without attempting to anger somebody else - leave us alone already.
A Gentlemen
#2. The minions are stupid and savage, but they have one thing that makes them semi-useful: there's a whole fucking lot of them.
Julie Kagawa
#3. Now," said Halt, "all I have to do is work out a way of beating these horse-riding devils."
Erak grinned at him. "That should be child's play," he said. "The hard part will be convincing Ragnak about it.
John Flanagan
#4. What pen can describe this scene of marvellous horror; what pencil can portray it?
Jules Verne
#5. It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.
John Arlott
#7. 5% of women have true multiple orgasms only through intercourse and these women typically find oral sex uncomfortable.
Gail Saltz
#8. Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine minions being girls.
Pierre Coffin
#9. The goal isn't, and shouldn't be, to block Hillary Clinton. The goal is to make sure a potential President Clinton is beholden to a better Congress and a better Democratic Party.
Alex Pareene
#10. The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.
Larissa Ione
#11. You ain't scared I'll kill you?
You already did. At the dark park. The suspense is gone.
Dia Reeves
#12. My lyrics are generated by various peculiar processes. Very random and similar to automatic writing.
Brian Eno
