Stupid Liberal Sayings

#1. What the hell did I do in the 80's? Midnight Run. A perfect movie. Just a perfect movie.

Joe Pantoliano

#2. Your imagination is the vehicle to enlightenment.

Gary Hopkins

#3. Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.

Barack Obama

#4. I like things that don't sound particularly processed or mechanical or made by machines. I like music that contains human elements, with all their flaws. There's air in it, and you can hear a room of a bunch of guys playing. Those are the magic parts.

Chris Stapleton

#5. There are two ways to live your life: one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Donald Altman Ma Lpc

#6. It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

William J. Clinton

#7. There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it's not backed up by anything but fear.

Mira Grant

#8. Get the hell out of Palestine.

Helen Thomas

#9. The wise man admires water, the kind man admires mountains. The wise man moves, the kind man rests. The wise man is happy, the kind man is firm.

Confucius

#10. The Great Spirit is everywhere; he hears whatever is in our minds and our hearts, and it is not necessary to speak to Him in a loud voice.

Black Elk

#11. This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.

Harry Reid

#12. We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

Howard Dean

#13. Back pocket Richie took a flattened can which had once held Del Monte pineapple chunks. There was a ragged hole about two inches in diameter through

Stephen King

#14. Republicans aren't bad people. They've got some views that are legitimate ... and I'd like to think they believe the same of me.

Joseph P. Kennedy III

#15. I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

William J. Clinton

#16. We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz

#17. Charles Darwin viewed the fossil record more as an embarrassment than as an aid to his theory ...

Stephen Jay Gould

#18. Cause I shouldn't feel this way ... Catch me I'm falling for you ... and I don't know what to do.

Toni Gonzaga