Stupid Employee Quotes

#1. It proved once again the theory that no security system is a match for a stupid employee.

Stieg Larsson

#2. I would be the worst acting coach ever, because I have no idea what I'm doing.

Aaron Douglas

#3. You've always marched to beat of your own drum, and I know you do things in your own time and your own way.

Alexa Riley

#4. As I unclutter my life, I free myself to answer the callings of my soul.

Wayne Dyer

#5. Criticism of others is thus an oblique form of self-commendation. We think we make the picture hang straight on our wall by telling our neighbors that all his pictures are crooked.

Fulton J. Sheen

#6. This is my first experience working in a foreign movie, but the mechanics, I think, are pretty much the same all over; you still have to wait in the trailer.

Dennis Farina

#7. I'm a pretty happy dude, and don't let much get to me. If something does, I don't like to hold onto it.

Asher Roth

#8. Be exalted, O God, above the heavens, and let your glory be over all the earth.

Anonymous

#9. My blessings outweigh my regrets.

Dennis Lehane

#10. Before I started a company, I was an employee with a bad attitude. I was always felt like, bosses are stupid, and people weren't well treated.

Mitch Kapor

#11. I strongly encourage listening to the radio to hear something you haven't heard before. It's a very healthy thing to do. It's strange: unless you reload your iPods every couple of weeks, you're listening to and recycling the same music all of the time. I'm serious. Listen to your radio station.

Alvin Lee

#12. I will tell them that you can work hard, you can improve your life and the lives of your children in one day when you deliver your youngest child to the university, you will look her in the eye and say, 'You will give back.'

Mia Love

#13. I had a vision how it should sound and I put all my knowledge into this product and it is a fantastic product. People still tell me that I have the best musical thing there.

Miroslav Vitous

#14. [F]ear can't hurt you any more than a dream. There aren't any beasts to be afraid of on this island ... Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies!

William Golding

#15. I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

Marc Maron