Streits Potato Quotes

#1. Social media, where I'm head and shoulders above everybody else. I've read now 22 million people on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. More than 22 million people. Nobody else is even close.

Donald Trump

#2. I don't like hello. It makes me sound like I have dementia, like I've never heard a phone ring before and I don't know what's supposed to happen next. Hello?

Rainbow Rowell

#3. I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Norm MacDonald

#4. I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

Steven Moffat

#5. At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Banksy

#6. Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.

Anne Lamott

#7. The thought of not seeing your eyes when I wake up, or not hearing your heart next to me while you are asleep made me sick. With all of that, I decided no, I can't go another day without you. I don't want to go another day without you

Gail McHugh

#8. I like having a phrase lying around to get poems started. It's like having a key.

Shane McCrae

#9. These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

David Mitchell