Straface Mechanical Quotes

#1. We don't have enough time to premeditate our actions.

Luc De Clapiers

#2. All things pass and pain is temporary. It comes to teach a lesson and when the lesson is understood it disappears into the night.

Leon Brown

#3. You can't always expect a certain result, but you can expect to do your best.

Anita Hill

#4. As a child, when I lost things such as my precious pocketknife, I learned that if I prayed hard enough, I could usually find it. I was always able to find the lost cows I was entrusted with. Sometimes I had to pray more than once, but my prayers always seemed to be answered.

James E. Faust

#5. Look into the windows of my soul. The eyes never lie, they bloodshot red.

Curtis Jackson

#6. The booze makes you a liar and the lies you tell yourself are the biggest.

J.D. Ruskin

#7. No one likes a clown who reminds them of why they hate ice-cream-truck music.

Sloane Crosley

#8. I am not likely to obtain the result flowing from the worship of God by laying myself prostrate before Satan.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. I used to think I had to act a certain way to follow God, but now I know God doesn't want us to be typical.

Bob Goff

#10. I'm wildly impressed with the diversity of gay roles.

Neil Patrick Harris

#11. The rich will strive to establish their dominion and enslave the rest. They
always did ... they always will. They will have the same effect here as
elsewhere, if we do not, by the power of government, keep them in their proper
spheres.

Gouverneur Morris

#12. One of the enemies of creativity and innovation, especially in relation to our own development, is common sense.

Ken Robinson

#13. Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my napkin over the remaining portion. This is what I frequently refer to as a 'food funeral.'

Rachel Nichols