Straddled Legs Quotes

#1. On fine nights when the cold and the drumtaps, and the hooting of the owls, and the moonlight, have got into their wild, woodland blood and made it even wilder, they will dance till daybreak.

C.S. Lewis

#2. He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k. Good news and bad news.
The good news was no underwear.
The bad news was no underwear.

Barbara Elsborg

#3. Resignation requires will, and will requires decision, and decision requires belief, and belief requires that there is something to believe in!

Anne Rice

#4. One of my goals is to have NO wrestler go undefeated.

Jeff Buxton

#5. Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.

Quentin Crisp

#6. The next my parents and Brianna come rollin' up in here, I'm gonna scream, Hey! Why don't y'all just MOVE IN?!

Rachel Renee Russell

#7. That civet-jasmine blend you're wearing tonight absolutely clashes with the third-level formal style of your dress, you know.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#8. I'm actually a softie. Tough guys get killed too early ... I've got a full head of hair and don't wear eyeglasses.

Mickey Spillane

#9. When we talk about time management, it seems ridiculous to worry about speed before direction, about saving minutes when we may be wasting years.

Stephen R. Covey

#10. In the insurance business, 93 percent of those who become insurance agents don't stick it out past three years. These people who quit usually lack mental toughness. I've learned over the years that perseverance will win out - every time - over talent.

Jerry Hraban