Storks Funniest Quotes

#1. Either you write songs or you don't. And if you do write songs like I do, I think there's a natural desire to want to make records.

Roger Waters

#2. Making small talk about what someone is wearing is just another form of unsolicited feedback.

Sophia Amoruso

#3. Today's woman must be a prostitute in the kitchen, a ghost in the bedroom, a sniper on the parapet, an octopus at sea world.

Rob Thompson

#4. Sometimes you just want to write a party song.

Shane McAnally

#5. Enthusiasm is essential to the successful attainment of any high endeavor.

Amos Bronson Alcott

#6. Everything was on television last night

Don DeLillo

#7. If I thought, had any idea, that I'd ever be a slave again, I'd take a gun an' jus end it all right away. Because you're nothing but a dog. You're not a thing but a dog.

Fountain Hughes

#8. In the Navy, the path is paved for you. Your job is to be a soldier and fit in. As long as you stick to your place, it's actually really easy.

Kiesza

#9. To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.

Philip Larkin

#10. We must now establish the basic principles, the basic values and beliefs which hold us together as Canadians so that beyond our regional loyalties there is a way of life and a system of values which make us proud of the country that has given us such freedom and such immeasurable joy.

Pierre Trudeau

#11. One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability.

Harry Levinson