Stop Posting Inspirational Quotes

#1. The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.

Justin Hawkins

#2. Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally.

Nalini Singh

#3. I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time.

Bill Nye

#4. I know you want me, Jenner," Bria said in a breathy tone. "Why don't you do something about it?

Kate Baxter

#5. My personal coaching philosophy, my mentality, has always been to make things as difficult as possible for players in practice, however bad we can make them, I make them.

Bill Belichick

#6. The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

John Fugelsang

#7. She realized the spell that had been upon her in the depths of that far-off jungle, but there was no spell of enchantment now in prosaic Wisconsin.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#8. It's better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there

Angelina Jolie