Stop Lying To Me Quotes

#1. New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1/2 cups makes ten to twelve pancakes. Really? 'Cause I get four. Who's your cook, Jesus?

Bill Maher

#2. The idea is to just stop. Just wait. Don't react. Therein lies the whole universe. Just don't react.

Harbhajan Singh Yogi

#3. I have never been told that I snore. I am sure you're mistaken." He grinned.
"You snore like a big, fat man."
A laugh burst from me. I was sure he was lying. "Stop it," I said, swatting at his shoulder. "You are so inappropriate. What gentleman tells a lady she snores?

Julianne Donaldson

#4. It is the artist who is truthful and it is photography which lies, for in reality time does not stop

Auguste Rodin

#5. My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.

R. Tripp Evans

#6. The world should stop lying to kids because they've always been brutally honest with us.

Adam Silvera

#7. I send him an email back informing him that since this is his nineteenth relative in grave danger, he needs to either consult a tantric to remove a curse on his family or to simply stop lying to take extra days off. I shut my computer and hurriedly get ready to reach the office.

Twinkle Khanna

#8. Read about the history of the place that we live in and stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

Immortal Technique

#9. Another lie in your game, only this time, you're lying to yourself. I know who you are. You can push me away, Victor, but I'll never stop loving you.

Ella Dominguez

#10. In AA, you are brainwashed into believing that all the good stuff happens only after you stop drinking. Clearly they are lying; my life improved significantly as soon as I ordered a cocktail.

Augusten Burroughs

#11. How much easier life was once you learned how to lie. I had gotten into trouble by speaking out of turn, arguing and answering back so many times. Not anymore. Now I would do what I wanted, and no one would stop me.

Zoe Marriott

#12. Commit to stop making excuses. When we make excuses, we lie to ourselves and continue bad habits.

Joyce Meyer

#13. If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!

Kyle

#14. Government is the thing. Law is the thing. Not brotherhood, not international cooperation, not security councils that can stop war only by waging it ... Where does security lie, anyway - security against the thief, a bad man, the murderer? In brotherly love? Not at all. It lies in government.

E.B. White

#15. I just want us all to stop lying.

Alexandra Bracken

#16. I'll tell you why yes, because why people lie is, because when people stop lying you know they've stopped caring.

William Gaddis

#17. When you're eleven you think every idea is born with you, that no one ever tried it the right way before. Your example, your own honesty, will make you a hero to everyone who knows you - and better, it will make people come to their senses and stop telling vicious lies about each other.

Elana Dykewomon