Stonestreet Quotes

#1. I am used to hear bad men misuse the name of God, yet God exists.

Robert Bolt

#2. I'm a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Eric Stonestreet

#3. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus and entertain people.

Eric Stonestreet

#4. Men are awesome, but they're pretty easy to figure out; women are way more complicated, and way more interesting.

Judy Greer

#5. Be prepared for twists and turns on the road to success.

J.P. Stonestreet

#6. I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

Eric Stonestreet

#7. Corporal Carrot, Ankh-Morpork City Guard (Night Watch), sat down in his nightshirt, took up his pencil, sucked the end for a moment, and then wrote:

Anonymous

#8. I never thought I would be somewhat of a gay icon.

Eric Stonestreet

#9. All I've ever wanted to do is entertain people - make them laugh, think, smile, feel creeped out or scared; whatever it is. I'm getting the opportunity to do that in various roles.

Eric Stonestreet

#10. A man contains all that is needed to make up a tree; likewise, a tree contains all that is needed to make up a man. Thus, finally, all things meet in all things, but we need a Prometheus to distill it.

Cyrano De Bergerac

#11. My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

Eric Stonestreet

#12. TV is definitely easier hours.

Eric Stonestreet

#13. I'd never seen anyone do a rebuttal review to some of the reviews.

Mark Ruffalo

#14. Big dreams and perseverance are a powerful duo.

J.P. Stonestreet

#15. 'Modern Family' is one of my favorite shows on television right now. I just think that show is so brilliantly done. It's so fun, I love it. Eric Stonestreet I could just sit and watch forever. They're all great. That would be on the top of my list.

Joanna Garcia

#16. I sort of look at music as helping me get through situations.

Eric Stonestreet

#17. If we do not do the impossible, we shall be faced with the unthinkable.

Murray Bookchin

#18. I wasn't a great student; I was lazy. But when I was in sociology class, I listened.

Eric Stonestreet

#19. Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

Eric Stonestreet

#20. No, I'm not gay.

Eric Stonestreet

#21. America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot,

Eric Stonestreet

#22. People don't realize how long hours are when you're shooting a movie.

Eric Stonestreet

#23. Bringing up a child in a loving relationship is the most important thing.

Eric Stonestreet

#24. Adversity breeds toughness, and the tough succeed. And survive.

Dean Koontz

#25. Literature is humanity talking to itself.

Norman Rush

#26. My dad had a retail business in Leavenworth, Kansas, and there's a whole bunch of prisons there, so it was a backdrop of my childhood, these ominous prisons sitting off the road.

Eric Stonestreet

#27. Abra was ready ere I called her name. And though I called another, Abra came.

John Steinbeck

#28. Growing up, one of my cousins was an out gay man.

Eric Stonestreet

#29. Quickly you learn it's way better to have fans talking and caring about you than not.

Eric Stonestreet

#30. The legal status of something does not alter its moral status, nor does it change our responsibility to the truth.

John Stonestreet

#31. There was a tear running down his cheek. It seemed like a river in the light of the setting sun.

Benjamin Alire Saenz