Stifler Meme Quotes

#1. I didn't know if I was heterosexual or homosexual.

Michael Reagan

#2. I like really bad T.V.; it's a problem. Love me some reality.

Britt Robertson

#3. Music is a story and you're the author

Rachel Van Dyken

#4. This was their first encounter with the fact that a full stomach meant good spirits; an empty one, bickering and gloom.

J.K. Rowling

#5. All the past is a lie. All history, all memories, all of it, are just illusions. None of it is who your are. The very next thing you do....that is who you are.

Don Elwell

#6. When your "there" has become a "here," you will simply obtain a "there" that will look better to you than your present "here."

Cherie Carter-Scott

#7. My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.

Devon Monk

#8. A snarky but accurate description of monetary policy over the past five years is that the Federal Reserve successfully replaced the technology bubble with a housing bubble

Paul Krugman

#9. Judaism, Christianity & Islam are innovations on fragments from the periphery of the African cultural and spiritual system.

James Small

#10. If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir.

William Tecumseh Sherman

#11. The soul's journey is from Oneness into separation, ultimately to return to Oneness."
~ Leonard Jacobson

Leonard Jacobson

#12. Two for vengeance. One for love.

John Gwynne

#13. It's heartbreaking when you hear a kid buying a ticket for ... I don't know, whatever movie you're up against. And you see them sneaking into your film. It's just heartbreaking. But in the spirit of full disclosure, that is what I did as an 11-year-old sneaking into 'Stripes.'

Todd Phillips

#14. Looking at this town with an honest eye was like biting into candy with a mouthful of cavities.

Steve Aylett

#15. Most people are squeamish about saying how much they earn, but in medicine the situation seems especially fraught. Doctors aren't supposed to be in it for the money, and the more concerned a doctor seems to be about making money the more suspicious people become about the care being provided.

Atul Gawande