Stewie Quotes

#1. Stewart, Jr. who was called Stewie Two, graduated from Steering before Garp was even of age to enter the school; Jenny treated Stewie Two twice for a sprained ankle and once for gonorrhea. He later went through Harvard Business School, a staph infection, and a divorce.

John Irving

#2. On the third day of their honeymoon, infamous environmental activist Stewie Woods and his new bride, Annabel Bellotti, were spiking trees in the forest when a cow exploded and blew them up. Until then, their marriage had been happy.

C.J. Box

#3. In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite love his accent.

Paris Hilton

#4. There is greatness in everyone.
Look within yourself and discover your greatness.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. We are more united than ever before. I think this was exemplified in a very moving way when the members of our Congress stood shoulder to shoulder the other day and sang God Bless America.

Billy Graham

#6. Damn you, woman!!

Stewie

#7. God keeps giving Himself as long as we bring that into which He can pour Himself. And when we stop bringing, He stops giving.

Alexander MacLaren

#8. Fortunately I own a vintage brain, and I am alive and well in the 21st century, still making records, still working at an intense pace and most of all, still having fun doing it.

Tony Visconti

#9. The truth is, I feel beyond sad. I feel empty. Numb.

Elizabeth Scott

#10. About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time for some tasty hay! Haaaaaaay!

Peter Lerangis

#11. Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don't feel like an idiot when you reread it.

Steve Albini

#12. It was as if real life had been canceled for the day.

Jennifer Weiner

#13. Thought I wanted overnight success, until I achieved it through hard work and the refusal to back down! What you earn, you keep.

A.M. Hudson

#14. I happen to think we've set our ideal on the wrong objects; I happen to think that the greatest ideal man can set before himself is self-perfection.

W. Somerset Maugham