Stewart Francis Quotes

#1. So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

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#2. It is an easy matter, Olav, to be a good Christian so long as God asks no more of you than to hear sweet singing in church, and to yield Him obedience while He caresses you with the hand of a father. But a man's faith is put to the test on the day God's will is not his.

Sigrid Undset

#3. Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.

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#4. Other people are human. They're sensitive. They can't devote their whole life to metals and engines. You're lucky- you've never had any feelings. You've never felt anything at all.

Ayn Rand

#5. Oxtail soup, summer greens tossed with pecans, grapes, red fennel, and crumbled cheese, hot crab pie, spiced squash, and quails drowned in butter.

George R R Martin

#6. I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

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#7. I take pride in the fact that people go home having felt that for 90 minutes today, life is beautiful - and that's it, basically. That's why professional football exists.

Arsene Wenger

#8. Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

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#9. As far as escaping and making plays, I have a lot of faith in our line.

Josh Freeman

#10. Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

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#11. My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles ... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

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#12. Don't die with the music still in you.

Wayne W. Dyer

#13. So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

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#14. Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets ... then it hit me

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#15. My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

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#16. And what has been just completely heart warming is to see that people are really hungry for something different.

Michelle Obama

#17. I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

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#18. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

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#19. I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

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#20. Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

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#21. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

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#22. Handel is only fourth rate. He's not even interesting.

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

#23. In the gospel of Jesus, sincere and costly discipleship always accompanies genuine conversion. The gospel of Jesus teaches men that a mere profession of faith alone is no sound evidence of salvation.

Paul Washer

#24. You look like a butterfly that's just flown in from the garden, Hunt said softly.

Lisa Kleypas

#25. You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Stewart Francis