Steve Rannazzisi Quotes

#1. Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.

Katie Aselton

#2. Secrets, once spoken, have a way of running away from you. They cannot be gathered in again.

Laura Lam

#3. Hard work is amply the refuge of those who have nothing to do.

Oscar Wilde

#4. That's not the part that gnaws at Rolf. It's the last part, where Ezekiel says that if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet to warn the people and the sword comes and takes the life of one of them ... I will hold the watchman accountable for his blood.

Ron Suskind

#5. In those days children were rather out of fashion.

Anthony Powell

#6. How we hate this solemn Ego that accompanies the learned, like a double, wherever he goes.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7. Cat lovers display an intensity lacking - thank goodness - in most human relationships.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#8. People learn at the rate they are going to learn.

Ben Folds

#9. It is hard to create community when the sheer number of options generate a system in which no one is in the same place at the same time.

Rebekah Nathan

#10. When Barbarossa commences, the world will hold its breath and make no comment.

Adolf Hitler

#11. Because that's the thing about mean people: They make you think that the world will never work, that there are divides that you will fall into if you approach. It takes a whole lot of good people to fill in the breach created by a single mean one.

David Levithan

#12. I'm going to destroy you, princess. I'll toy with you, tempt you, and give you everything you never knew to ask for.

Setta Jay

#13. Forgiveness is a very abstract term. It doesn't erase the past. It's not a magical switch you can flip or a stained rug you can just turn over. It's merely a scar that covers the deep, dark gash that hate carved in your soul.

Aly Martinez

#14. The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.

Marc Maron

#15. In college, I would just drop out of all my classes, and I would just be left with my acting classes.

Jeremy Luke

#16. How come you always like people like that -people like us, I mean? We're all kind of weird and twisted and drowning -me and Kizuki and Reiko. Why can't you like more normal people?

Haruki Murakami