Steve Austin Quotes

#1. Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#2. Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

Jim Ross

#3. Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#4. I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#5. If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

Chris Jericho

#6. Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#7. What does Austin need to move that large car? Powers!

Steve Jolly

#8. Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#9. I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#10. Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#11. Sportsmanship ... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy ... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#12. You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#13. And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#14. I can drive anything on wheels ... I can drive anything, actually.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#15. Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#16. Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever ...

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#17. Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#18. I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me ...

Vince McMahon

#19. I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#20. I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#21. If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#22. What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't care less if they lived or died.

Triple H

#23. Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#24. I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#25. And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#26. McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#27. You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#28. That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#29. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, the bottom line is son, I'll whoop all their asses

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#30. You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#31. If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

#32. You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Stone Cold Steve Austin