Steroidal Eye Quotes

#1. In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them were made out of crepe paper!

Conan O'Brien

#2. The sad thing is, when it comes to diet, is that even when well-intentioned Feds try to do right by us, they fail. Either they're outvoted by puppets of agribusiness, or they are puppets of agribusiness.

Mark Bittman

#3. You really will reap what you sew.

Tyler Perry

#4. I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

Florenz Ziegfeld

#5. To win in Vietnam, we will have to exterminate a nation.

Benjamin Spock

#6. Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Fran Lebowitz

#7. Goldratt's Theory of Constraints (GTOC),

H. William Dettmer

#8. Surely God is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid. The LORD, the LORD, is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation.

Isaiah

#9. For I am certain, O men of Athens, that if I had engaged in politics, I should have perished long ago and done no good either to you or to myself.

Plato

#10. The important thing in life is to let the years carry us along.

Federico Garcia Lorca

#11. I'm going to fuck you hard on the hood of this car, in the pouring rain. And. You. Are. Not. Going. To. Forget. It.

R.K. Lilley

#12. Trust is maintained when values and beliefs are actively managed. If companies do not actively work to keep clarity, discipline and consistency in balance, then trust starts to break down.

Simon Sinek

#13. You are rotting away. You are falling to pieces. What are you? A bag of filth. Now turn round and look into that mirror again. Do you see that thing facing you? That is the last man. If you are human, that is humanity.

George Orwell

#14. Will you marry me, my darling ?
Do I have options, you bastard ?

Toba Beta

#15. A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

Thomm Quackenbush