Steinfeldt Sheep Quotes

#1. If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Scott Adams

#2. We flatter ourselves. Most of the real diversity in evolution has been small-scale. We large things are just flukes - an interesting side branch.

Bill Bryson

#3. Whenever I write for hotel reservations, I always enclose a set of rules I have made for the hotels.

Ethel Waters

#4. The best penance is to have patience with the sorrows God permits. A very good penance is to dedicate oneself to fulfill the duties of everyday with exactitude and to study and work with all our strength.

Peter Damian

#5. A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.

Robert Bly

#6. We runners are all a little nutty, but we're good people who just want to enjoy our healthy, primitive challenge. Others may not understand running, but we do, and we cherish it. That's our only message.

John J. Kelley

#7. People with the most interests live, not only longest, but happiest.

George Matthew Allen