Statistically Impossible Quotes

#1. I'd rather be home alone, painting.

Margaret Keane

#2. In order for something to qualify as a miracle, it must be more than statistically unlikely; it must be physically impossible without some sort of supernatural intervention.

Armin Navabi

#3. Go out and face the world secure in the knowledge that everybody else thinks they are better looking than they are as well.

Terry Wogan

#4. Then what are you like, Annabel?" he shot back. "A liar, like you told me that first day? Come on. That was the biggest lie of all.

Sarah Dessen

#5. I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don't know.

Jalen Rose

#6. Laugh now, cry later.

Erma Bombeck

#7. It is dismal coming home, when there is nobody to welcome one!

Ann Radcliffe

#8. I sighed and closed my eyes, thumping my head against the bookcase. You take biology? Oh yeah, Franny. What a great fucking pick-up line.

Tahlie Purvis

#9. I've read over 4,000 books in the last 20+ years. I don't know anybody who's read more books than I have. I read all the time. I read very, very fast. People say, "Larry, it's statistically impossible for you to have read that many books."

Larry Winget

#10. The disquieting news of Danny Villanueva's death brought back memories of our time together at KNBC in the early 1970s.

Tom Brokaw

#11. I made a mistake. Men and women can't be friends. Statistically, impossible. One of the friends is always a little in love with the other or at least sexually attracted to them, and sex ruins friendships.

Codi Gary

#12. A Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there.

Aimee Bender

#13. I am grateful to the Lord for granting me just what I needed.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#14. I've been lucky to broadcast some great events and to broadcast the exploits of some great players.

Ernie Harwell

#15. We don't know why we are here and the context of our role in the universe, and the thought of an infinite universe. It's something the human mind can't really grasp. It's statistically impossible that there's not life on other planets.

Joel Kinnaman

#16. I think I have said enough.

Cedric Price

#17. My happiness with the future and the present depends on my ability to let the past go and make peace with it.

A.J. Darkholme

#18. If patterns of human love subtly change, all sorts of social and political atrocities can escalate.

Helen Fisher