Star Wars 7 Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Star Wars 7 Funny Quotes

#1. Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
For a moment, that almost, almost made Julius feel like a hero. And then he remembered. "Doesn't Obi-Wan die in that movie? - Author: Rachel Aaron
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#2. Believing that the power to destroy belongs to the Creator alone I affirm ... that any theory which, when carried out, demands the annihilation of force, is necessarily erroneous. - Author: James Prescott Joule
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#3. I live in a world where school is in a precarious balance with social life, parties, and sports games. He lives in a world where school is all-consuming, and when his homework isn't, Star Wars and video games are. - Author: Selena Brooks
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#4. Honestly, for an evil god of darkness, he certainly can be dull. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#5. Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity. - Author: Bauvard
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#6. Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned. - Author: Danielle Steel
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#7. I think God's really blessed me with patience. I'm good with a lot of things going on at once. - Author: Niki Taylor
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#8. Love each other or die. - Author: Mitch Albom
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#9. The room fell silent. I frankly didn't know what I was going to do to help Eduardo, but I had the sense that he was right- no one else could help him, and without help, all that he'd done would crumble.
Plus, I like being called his only hope. I felt like Obi-Wan Kenobi. - Author: Tod Goldberg
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#10. Not saving you from this storm, mutant," he said. "Saving you for your later fate, we are."
His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.
"Oh, good. Yoda captured us," Fang whispered. - Author: James Patterson
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#11. At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader. - Author: Denis Markell
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#12. The lockpick gaped up at Adamat from his knees. "You're making enough noise, you might as well have knocked on the front door," Adamat said. - Author: Brian McClellan
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#13. There are no words that can tell the hidden spirit of the wilderness, that can reveal its mystery, its melancholy and its charm. - Author: Theodore Roosevelt
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#14. The reason I trust so much is that I don't feel like I have anything to hide. If somebody betrays that trust, it could never be so bad, because I don't keep any secrets. - Author: Kate Hudson
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#15. I thought it was funny. I always thought Star Wars and Indiana Jones were basically comedies. The humour came out of their relationships; it came out of the fact that we were basically types. - Author: Harrison Ford
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#16. He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen]. - Author: Ewan McGregor
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#17. Better, adj. and adv.
Will it ever get better?
It better.
Will it ever get better?
It better.
Will it ever get better?
It better. - Author: David Levithan
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#18. Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Author: Jackson Radcliffe
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#19. You know, I'm not sitting here like some little woman standing by my man, like Tammy Wynette. I'm sitting here because I love him, and I respect him, and I honor what he's been through and what we've been through together. And you know, if that's not enough for people, then heck, don't vote for him. - Author: Hillary Clinton
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#20. Introductions, that is, belong to the masterpieces and classics of the world, to the great and ancient and accepted things; and I am here introducing a short, small story of my own which appeared in The Evening News about ten months ago. - Author: Arthur Machen
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