Stanford Pines Quotes

#1. You may lose paradise, but gain heaven when you rise up and repent. The success that comes after a temporal failure is an amazing spectacular!

Israelmore Ayivor

#2. Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough.

Alex Hirsch

#3. No matter what you may believe spiritually or otherwise, the Earth is clearly not 6,000 or 10,000 years old.

Bill Nye

#4. She breathed deeply of the scent of decaying fiction, disintegrating history, and forgotten verse, and she observed for the first time that a room full of books smelled like dessert: a sweet snack made of figs, vanilla, glue, and cleverness.

Joe Hill

#5. Clothes are like friends and fake plants: invest in the ones that will last.

Grace Helbig

#6. Donald Trump, an oft-bankrupt make-believe mogul clown with a television show where he pretends to fire America's saddest former celebrities, is one of the Republican Party's most prominent national figures because he is on TV and people have heard of him.

Alex Pareene

#7. That the rooms were pitifully furnished, with dirty sheets in

James Patterson