Stag Party Sayings

#1. Did you know that I almost called the magazine Stag Party and the symbol was originally going to be a stag? I changed my mind just before we went to press, thank God. Somehow, it wouldn't have been the same. Can you imagine a chain of key clubs staffed by beautiful girls wearing antlers?

Hugh Hefner

#2. It is a wonderful thing if one can use one's place of work as a place of spiritual practice as well.

Dalai Lama

#3. You can. It's not a matter of feeling it, it's a matter of doing it - making the decision to bend that iron will of yours in God's direction so that He can hear your prayers and unleash blessings.

Julie Lessman

#4. In the cell was a rack, a winch, a furnace, a set of branding irons, a pot for melting wax, nails of different lengths. A thumbscrew, a pair of flesh-tongs, heavy tweezers, a set of surgical instruments, a series of small metal trays, ropes, wire, preparations of quicklime, a hood and a blindfold.

Jeanette Winterson

#5. We're here to take over the world
that's why we're starting here in Hamilton, Indiana
the nerve center of the entire planet.

Tom Upton

#6. Scarecrows weren't made to scare the crows, they were made to scare the corn

Laura Ruby

#7. You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

Dean Norris

#8. Like color, every SOUND is composed of many different frequencies
and can be used to clear, balance and refresh the field in which you
found yourself, or on which you are working.

Elaine Seiler

#9. The Odyssey is the story of Americans up to the point where they are well-established, and even so it is detached from the historical side.

Raymond Queneau

#10. She had as much personality as a pit bull and the pit bull was probably friendlier

Maya Banks

#11. Even when I was a kid, everything I had was the best.

Conor McGregor

#12. Software architecture plays a pivotal role in the delivery of successful software yet it's frustratingly neglected by many teams.

Simon Brown

#13. Tomorrow is always hiding

Johnnie Dent Jr.

#14. United States military leader General Norman Schwarzkopf stated, "Leaders need two things - character and strategy. If you can do only one, drop strategy.

E. LeBron Fairbanks

#15. I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

Shelley Winters

#16. Horrorshow is right, friend. A real show of horrors.

Anthony Burgess

#17. What do you know about women?
They smell nice, they don't like to be told they can't do something, and, when they're naked, they hold some sort of mystical power that overrides our brains and makes us do and say things that would normally be inconceivable.

Katie MacAlister