Ssss Quotes

#1. If books were girls and reading was s-ss-ssss-fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most ruthless pimp you ever met. Whap the girls on the butts and send them off to their tricks as fast and often as I can.

Joe Hill

#2. No one looks too closely at a librarian. People are afraid of going blind from the glare of ssss-ssso much compressed wisdom.

Joe Hill

#3. books were girls, and reading was s-ss-ssss - fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most ruthless pimp you ever met.

Joe Hill

#4. I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. "I don't even get cheesy seduction music?"
Jack shook his head. "I usually do this a cappella."
"You mean unaccompanied?"
"No, I haven't done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen."
-Ella & Jack

Lisa Kleypas

#5. Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.

Tori Amos

#6. Anger was sharp edged and clear. Grief was messy, blurry.
But in the end both left you hollowed out inside.

Sarah Ockler

#7. Despite your best efforts, people are going to be hurt when it's time for them to be hurt.

Haruki Murakami

#8. if you cannot get it all right, don't get it all wrong

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

#9. A leader should never compare his technical skills with his employee's.

Jack Ma

#10. There's nothing in Chinese culture that is an equivalent of the geisha. It's so different, so special to Japan.

Ziyi Zhang

#11. You realize we're looking at our future, right? Two of us in a retirement home, bitching about our catheters and heated blankets.

Abigail Roux