Squidward Ironic Quotes

#1. Virtue, thou in rags, may challenge more than vice set off with all the trim of greatness.

Philip Massinger

#2. I gave Mitt Romney some donations for his campaign because he was a friend, and friendship came first. I've always been a Democrat, and I've had different views than Mitt Romney. I'm not Mitt Romney, and I think people will realize that when they meet me out there.

Stephen Pagliuca

#3. You cannot neglect the nearer duty for the sake of a remote.

Mahatma Gandhi

#4. Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Kim Harrison

#5. The music comes first. When Geoff has made something the inspiration comes automatically. His music is very expressive. But still is is a very difficult process: I have to add something to his music, not push it away. It has to be equal, and I find that very difficult.

Beth Gibbons

#6. The only true and sustainable prosperity is shared prosperity.

Joseph E. Stiglitz

#7. I don't know who I am when I'm not trying to pretend everything's OK,

Corinne Duyvis

#8. Cinderella!" Dov cried. "Let down your hair!

Rachel Cohn

#9. Remote from human passions, remote even from the pitiful facts of nature, the generations have gradually created an ordered cosmos [mathematics], where pure thought can dwell in its natural home ...

Bertrand Russell

#10. All men dream, but nor equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity, but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible. This I did.

T.E. Lawrence

#11. Lord, please give me big ears and a thoughtful mind. Teach me to ask well and see it through other's eyes.

David Walker

#12. The picture placed the busts between Adds to the thought much strength; Wisdom and Wit are little seen, But Folly 's at full length.

Jane Brereton

#13. Art is about the moment we haven't experienced yet.

Sharon Pomerantz

#14. I used to try and forget, now I desperately try to remember.
I used to control my thoughts, now they control me.
I used to fear death, now I fear life.

Lynn Marie Smith