Squelchy Quotes

#1. When I was at school I got lines for dropping a big squelchy, loud fart. My teacher, who was a priest, made me write 'I must not fart in class' 100 times. I left that school shortly afterwards.

Brian McFadden

#2. The question each of us must answer is ... What shall I do with Jesus? He Himself has provided us the answer: "Follow me, and do the things which ye have seen me do"

Thomas S. Monson

#3. Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process.

Nancy Pelosi

#4. When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

Frank Zappa

#5. When it comes to scary business, I believe that forewarned is forearmed.

Cary McNeal

#6. Give me good books, good conversations, and my Trek Y-Foil, and I shall want for nothing else.

George Plimpton

#7. You are mine. You are always going to be mine. It doesn't matter what came before, the only thing that matters is what is now and going forward. There will never be anyone else for you. Only me. Me.

Thea Harrison

#8. You can't legislate morality.

Jesse Ventura

#9. An oath-the strongest of religious ties.

James Madison

#10. I understand why political leaders in the beginning want to be cheerleaders to generate optimism. But to admit that they didn't understand the depths of the problem afterwards, I found a little bit surprising.

Joseph Stiglitz

#11. Life forces enough final decisions on us. We should have the sense to avoid as many of the unnecessary ones as we can.

John Irving