Spotty Dress Quotes

#1. Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldn't get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now he's the sheriff; now he's running around writing everybody a ticket!

Alec Baldwin

#2. Sometimes I'd have breakfast in Guatemala and go to sleep in Mexico.

Adria Arjona

#3. This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed will eventually capture the vast majority of oil spewing from the well. You know, if they could capture half the BS spewing from Tony Hayward, people would be thrilled.

Jay Leno

#4. I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to own nuclear weapons. I always wanted a nuclear weapon, if I could have gotten one. I'm every other kind of power, but I'm not a nuclear power.

Ted Turner

#5. When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

Mark Twain

#6. Give light and people will find the way.

Ella Baker

#7. Work is a great thing. This is something my father taught me. He didn't want me to grow up to be somebody's wife.

Giovanna Cau

#8. Books deliver information so that experience has a chance to exercise creativity.

Richard Diaz