Top 15 Sporting Wood Quotes

#1. My Dad, a small-town lawyer, was also named Paul. Until we lost him when I was 16, he was a gentle presence in my life. I like to think he'd be proud of me and my sister and brothers, because I'm sure proud of him and of where I come from, Janesville, Wisconsin.

Paul Ryan

#2. What am I doing? Well, I'm doing it.

Jandy Nelson

#3. Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements.

Joanna Wylde

#4. Damn, her voice was awfully sexy for being a tree. Coop wasn't sure he was comfortable with that thought. Probably a good time to head out, before he started trying to hump a knothole or something.

Cindy Spencer Pape

#5. Her body was designed for pleasure, not speed, and Coop intended to take his time with it.

Cindy Spencer Pape

#6. Auden said poetry makes nothing happen. But I wonder if the opposite could be true. It could make something happen.

Carol Ann Duffy

#7. Don't even think about it, Fido.

Cindy Spencer Pape

#8. I had very busy parents, but I really appreciated having a set of traditions during my own childhood, like consistently celebrating holidays at the same place.

Ivanka Trump

#9. Murky thoughts, like murky waters, can serve two purposes only: to hide what lies beneath, which is our ignorance, or to make the shallow seem deep

Giulio Tononi

#10. Never lose sleep over someone who is not worth staying awake for.

Habeeb Akande

#11. Vulgarity finds its antidote; old crudities become softened with time. Distinctions, both those that are useful and those that are burdensome, flourish and die, reflourish and die again.

Robert Burchfield

#12. This was during the final month of the era when it was possible to press a series of buttons on a telephone and speak with someone on the far side of the earth.

Emily St. John Mandel

#13. I'm serious about marrying you, Em. But I want to propose to you the right way- not half-naked and sporting wood.

Katie Ashley

#14. Lovers are like kids; they don't stop until they get what they want.

M.F. Moonzajer

#15. The worst thing about getting old is evil men cease to fear you

Seneca The Younger

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